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Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you. I Hate when My Parents Ask Who Im Texting. Don't PLAY With Me ! Coz I know I Can PLAY Better Than You Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn`t glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren`t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world. Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!! Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster. The right way to kiss a girl ♥ Push her up against the wall Hold her hands up with yours Feel Her breathing pattern Kiss her Like You always Meant it ♥ You wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one. The person who really loves you see what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you are to handle. But still wants you in their life. Boy: can i touch your software? Girl: show me first your hardware Boy: can i install it in your system? Girl: OK! if you cover it with anti-virus first!!

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  • The right way to kiss a girl ♥ Push her up against the wall Hold her hands up with yours Feel Her breathing pattern Kiss her Like You always Meant it ♥
  • When you"re stressed you eat chocolate,ice cream, and sweets. You know why? Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. :)
  • Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher:Okaay, well take your seat. Teacher:Bob, why are you also late ? Bob: i was also throwing stones into the river. Teacher: gr, well, sit down. New Boy walks in ; Teacher: oh so you're our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet? New boy: My name is Stones. Teacher: oh.. LIKE IF YOU GET IT.
  • You wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one.
  • Age 6 --"excuse me please" Age 8 --"can you scoot over" Age 10 --"move over please" Age 13 --"dude move" Age 15 --"get the hell out of my way!!" Age 16 --*shoves against a wall*
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