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When you"re home alone: 10%-Say "who is it" 64%-Look throw the peep hole then open it if you know them 25%-Open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn"t a masked murder Im that 1%




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  • TEACHER: where`s your book?
    STUDENT: at home.
    TEACHER: and what`s it doing there?
    STUDENT: having more fun than me.
  • psychological fact #77
    the crusty stuff you get in the corner of your eyes when you wake up is remnant of your dreams.
    the color tells about how your dreams were.
    yellow means you dreamt about love.
    brown means you dreamt about death.
    green means you dreamt about wealth.
    colorless means you dreamt about fame
    .black means you dreamt about nothing.
  • Dear Students, I know when you`re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles every five minutes. Sincerely, Teacher.
  • Just got back jennys apparently having a party or some sh!t I mean they just bought back 3 bags full of spirits ha ha ha ha ha ooh my god
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