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She had "GUESS" Printed on her T-Shirt. I guessed and she slapped me. I said, "Must be 36".




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  • You know you"re a 90"s kid if you remember...
    Keenan and Kel,
    Tamagotchi,
    The Pokemon Fever,
    Playing on your Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo or N64,
    Owning a Gameboy (with no color.)
    Watching the Rugrats,
    Watching the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,
    Fighting over who got to be the Red Ranger,
    You loved the Lion King and Toy Story =)
    Life was so much easier.
    Like if you're a 90"s kid!
  • *At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups
    Boy: 1...2...3..........................
    Hot girl walks by
    Boy: 153...154...155....................
  • The shy girl in your class that won`t talk to anybody isn't retarded or mute. She`s had to deal with other peoples sh*t her entire life and the only way she`s learned to deal with it was to be quiet.
  • There are four kinds of s3x : HOUSE S3X - When you are newly married and have s3x all over the house in every room. BEDROOM S3X - After you have been married for a while, you only have s3x in the bedroom. HALL S3X - After you"ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU" COURTROOM S3X - When your wife and her lawyer f*ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you"ve got.
  • Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now. Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now. Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you pretending you got a sliver But you"re not fooling me cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver. You know we got a mystery to solve So Scooby-Doo be ready for your act [Scooby-Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh Don't hold back! And Scooby-Doo if you come through you;re going to have yourself a Scooby Snack! That"s a fact! Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you You"re ready and you"re willing If we can count on you Scooby-Doo, I know you"ll catch that villian.
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