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AS WE GROW UP; your best friend becomes your worst enemy. lollipops turn into blunts. the innocent ones turn into S|ut. homework goes in the trash. cellphones are being used in class. time out becomes suspension. soda becomes vodka. kisses turn into s*x




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Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you. I Hate when My Parents Ask Who Im Texting. Don't PLAY With Me ! Coz I know I Can PLAY Better Than You Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn`t glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren`t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world. Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!! Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster. The right way to kiss a girl ♥ Push her up against the wall Hold her hands up with yours Feel Her breathing pattern Kiss her Like You always Meant it ♥ You wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one. The person who really loves you see what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you are to handle. But still wants you in their life. Boy: can i touch your software? Girl: show me first your hardware Boy: can i install it in your system? Girl: OK! if you cover it with anti-virus first!!

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  • Dear Students, I know when you`re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles every five minutes. Sincerely, Teacher.
  • *boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
    boy: Mommy?
    mom: What?
    boy: Why is the girl dressed in white?
    mom: Because it`s the happiest day of her life.
    boy: So then why is the boy dressed in black?
    mom: ....
  • "I'm on my way" LOL jk, I'm still doing my hair
  • don't make someone your everything , because when their gone - you've got nothing .
  • BEST PRANK EVER. . I took my friend`s phone and changed my contact name to mom.
    Then texted her: I read you diary. You are grounded and I`m coming to pick you up right now. She started flipping out and got really scared
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