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Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we"re making sandwiches
so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK? ~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You"re getting mayo all over my bed!
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