LoL LIKES

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we"re making sandwiches
so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK? ~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You"re getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D




You May Also Like: Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn`t glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren`t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world.

Newer Post Older Post Home

Join Us on Facebook

Top Likes

Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you. I Hate when My Parents Ask Who Im Texting. Don't PLAY With Me ! Coz I know I Can PLAY Better Than You Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn`t glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren`t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world. Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!! Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster. The right way to kiss a girl ♥ Push her up against the wall Hold her hands up with yours Feel Her breathing pattern Kiss her Like You always Meant it ♥ You wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one. The person who really loves you see what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you are to handle. But still wants you in their life. Boy: can i touch your software? Girl: show me first your hardware Boy: can i install it in your system? Girl: OK! if you cover it with anti-virus first!!

Popular Likes

  • Sorry Hun, but, unlike you, Im not the doorknob, where everyone gets a turn. Im more of a casino, where only the lucky ones, hit the Jackpot
  • Advantages Of Being A Women:
    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. Taxis stop for us.
    3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    4. We don"t look like a frog in a blender when we"re dancing.
    5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she"s gay
    6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we"re gay.
    7. We don"t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt.
    9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
  • sorry, i can`t. my sister`s friends boyfriends grandmas granddaughters friends sister`s mom`s best friends cat broke her leg.
  • Fake Hair, Fake Nails, Fake Tan, Fake B**bs. Are You Sure You Weren"t Made In China?
  • On Facebook Lady Gaga:
    So how you all feelin tonight?
    Katy Perry: Like a plastic bag.
    Rihanna: Like the only girl in the world.
    Nicki Minaj: Like a dungeon dragon.
    Ke$ha: Like P Diddy.
    Beyonce: Like a boy.
    Britney Spears: Like I could keep on dancing till` the world ends.
    Madonna: Like a virgin
    Ke$ha: LMAO! Who the fu*k trying to fool grandma? GTFO XD.
Best Blogger Tips
Powered by Blogger.