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There are four kinds of s3x : HOUSE S3X - When you are newly married and have s3x all over the house in every room. BEDROOM S3X - After you have been married for a while, you only have s3x in the bedroom. HALL S3X - After you"ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU" COURTROOM S3X - When your wife and her lawyer f*ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you"ve got.




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