Two blonde girls were talking and one couldnt help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful."Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it."
So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I"d like a lot of milk."
"How much?" asked the farmer.
"Well, quite a lot because I"m going to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No...just up to my boobies."
