A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.Teacher: What is this?Kid: It"s a drawing of a cow eating grass.Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where"s the grass?Kid: The cow ate all of it. ...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where"s the cow?Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

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