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Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends
. Mom: Don`t lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad.



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  • best friends:
    (1)don`t care about sharing a soda
    (2)make jokes about each other and not care
    (3)back them up in a fight
    (4)tell each other things they`d never told anyone else
    (5)be lazy together
    (6)get in trouble together
    (7)have fun
  • You wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one.
  • 5 things boys should know about girls.
    1. When Girls look at your Mouth they want to you Kiss Them.
    2. When They say we're fine, They're really not.
    3. When They say They're cold They want you to hug Them.
    4. When Girls Say your Name In a Text Or When Talking,They Are serious
    5. When They put Their hands by There side They want you to hold it ♥
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