Mom: Where were you last night? Son: Studying with my friends. Mom: Don`t lie. Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club. Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!? Son: yeh...I saw dad.

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