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Me and my girlfriend were talking and it got really intimate, so I told her I could make her scream with one finger. She said go ahead so I poked her in the eye.



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  • Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days to many stupid security cameras
  • Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!!
  • Dear Students, I know when you`re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles every five minutes. Sincerely, Teacher.
  • Boy: can i touch your software? Girl: show me first your hardware Boy: can i install it in your system? Girl: OK! if you cover it with anti-virus first!!
  • TEACHER: where`s your book?
    STUDENT: at home.
    TEACHER: and what`s it doing there?
    STUDENT: having more fun than me.
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