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A baby fish askd her mother "why can't we live on earth?" Mother replied, "we can't. bcoz earth is not 4 fish, its only 4 selfish".




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Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you. I Hate when My Parents Ask Who Im Texting. Don't PLAY With Me ! Coz I know I Can PLAY Better Than You Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn`t glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren`t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world. Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!! Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster. The right way to kiss a girl ♥ Push her up against the wall Hold her hands up with yours Feel Her breathing pattern Kiss her Like You always Meant it ♥ You wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one. The person who really loves you see what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you are to handle. But still wants you in their life. Boy: can i touch your software? Girl: show me first your hardware Boy: can i install it in your system? Girl: OK! if you cover it with anti-virus first!!

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  • One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A HUSBAND sent a message to his wife: i"m having a wonderful time,wish you were her."
  • In every group of drunken friends, There`s the one who turns into a major flirt, The sloppy pissed drunk, The one who takes randum walks to no where alone drunk, The "i love you" drunk and the one who doesnt even get drunk and has to mind everyone else..
  • Boy: So, sex at my place?
    Girl: Yeah!
    Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we"re making sandwiches
    so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
    Girl: OK? ~Later~
    Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
    Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You"re getting mayo all over my bed!
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  • TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked. I love this kid.
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